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FART
.. THE CHART ..
SILENT BUT DEADLY:
Eazes itself out with the silence of
night, stiking fear into its
surroundings. Causes the skin on the
inside of the nose to peel off.
TERRY TIGHT ASS FART:
A huge build up gets the owner all
excited, usually boasting, "Here comes
a GOOD'UN!", but the resulting
"peeeeef" is enough to humiliate even
Saddam Hussain.
PAUL KEATING FART:
Nothing but hot air. (Note: Paul is
an Australian politition!)
@IPgotchacC
BUBBLY FART:
Similar effect to forcing a bubble
bath through your ass (Ooh!). Whet,
gooey, and smelly - just like mum used
to make them!
JACK THE RIPPER:
About 7 on the Richter Scale with all
the sublety of picking your nose
wearing boxing gloves. Good one for
parties.
PAL FART:
So chunky you can carve it!
GHOST FART:
You know you did one - you can even
feel the aftermath on your cheeks, but
no matter how hard you try, you can't
smell it.
@IPeyeC
ELEVATOR FART:
Only happens in enclosed spaces. It
creeps out without a sound but still
manages to melt the lining of the
nasal cavity. Always good for a
laugh.
NON-FART:
You can feel it there - you know its
coming - its even beginning to
ferment, but still it refuses to
present itself. Can be very
disturbing.
FOREVER FART:
Just keeps going on and on and on ...
FACE FART (also known as the CUP CAKE):
The controllable fart which you
release into the unsuspecting face of
a friend. Used as an anesthetic by
some doctors (honest!).
DEATH STAR FART:
Very rare fart which has the
capability of destroying small
planets. Usually makes an appearance
when at church or in parliment house.
BLASTER FART:
Blows out with the force of a Sperm
Whale on steroids (Eek!), usually
taking most of your ass with it.
HOPE FART:
No matter how hard you wish, no fart
is forthcoming.
UNDER PRESSURE FART:
Happens unexpectedly whilst straining
oneself. Rather noisey and usually in
the form of a BUBBLY FART.
THE INTERNAL FART:
Feared by even the most hardened of
farters, this fart can remove the
hairs on your chest. Only happens if
you're not concentrating!
Pffffft!!
- Sumaleth